"I hope these shrubs are vegan". I’m dying.. haha
the reason why dinosaurs are extinct
((“idk” would be Polish. :P))
I DON’T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND JUST HOW ABSOLUTELY BONKERS SLEEPING IS. WE JUST FINISHED THE SLEEP SECTION IN PSYCH AND OH MY GOD MY HEAD IS EXPLODING.
Purple Friday is coming!
This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right at you but they really can’t see a thing. You would feel completely exposed to the neighborhood as if you were in a box of clear glass.
#satan builds a bathroom
I’m sorry but who else would go in there and just people-watch?
imagine fucking in here
I’d totally fuck in there
Everyone who re-blogs this will get a joke in their inbox based on one of their fandoms
I will try to do them all so sorry if I can’t do your joke for a bit!
"I saw this elderly gentleman dining by himself, with an old picture of a lady in front of him. I though maybe I could brighten his day by talking to him.
As I had assumed, she was his wife. But I didn’t expect such an interesting story. They met when they were both 17. They dated briefly, then lost contact when he went to war and her family moved. But he said he thought about her the entire war. After his return, he decided to look for her. He searched for her for 10 years and never dated anyone. People told him he was crazy, to which he replied “I am. Crazy in love”. On a trip to California, he went to a barber shop. He told the barber how he had been searching for a girl for ten years. The barber went to his phone and called his daughter in. It was her! She had also been searching for him and never dated either.
He proposed immediately and they were married for 55 years before her death 5 years ago. He still celebrates her birthday and their anniversary. He takes her picture with him everywhere and kisses her goodnight.
Some inspiring things he said;
"I was a very rich man. Not with money, but with love"
"I never had a single argument with my wife, but we had lots of debates"
"People are like candles. At any moment a breeze can blow it out, so enjoy the light while you have it."
"Tell your wife that you love her everyday. And be sure to ask her, have I told you that I love you lately?"
Be sure to talk to the elderly. Especially strangers. You may think that you will brighten their day, but you may be surprised that they can actually brighten yours.”
all you girls out there had that stage where you played online dress up games dont even lie
what do you mean had
what do you mean girls
what do you mean online
at thanskgiving my uncle was giving a speech about how homosexuality was wrong because of the bible and under the table i was reading about one of god’s angels choking on a guy’s dick what a time to be alive